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History just got a whole lot furrier.
The Paul Retriever unisex t-shirt features a heroic golden retriever inspired by Paul Revere, riding through the night with lantern in paw to warn the colonies:
“THE BRIT-TICKS ARE COMING!”
This design combines patriotic Americana humor with a fun dog-lover twist, showing a brave retriever in colonial attire racing on horseback beneath a moonlit sky, while the dreaded Brit-ticks approach in their British-style military hats. It’s bold, funny, and perfect for anyone who loves dogs, history, and a good pun.
Printed in a striking vintage-inspired style with a clean, wearable look, this tee works great for everyday wear, Fourth of July celebrations, cookouts, dog events, or just showing off your love of patriotic humor.
Perfect For:
- Dog lovers
- Golden retriever owners
- Patriotic apparel fans
- American history lovers
- Fourth of July outfits
- Funny pun shirt collectors
- Gifts for dog dads and dog moms
Product Features
- Unisex fit
- Soft and comfortable everyday wear
- Great for casual outfits, holidays, and gifts
- Classic style that pairs well with jeans, shorts, or layered looks
The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now!
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
“The Brit-Ticks Are Coming!” Paul Retriever Unisex T-Shirt | Funny Pawtriotic Dog Shirt
$22.00
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$22.00
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The Paul Retriever unisex t-shirt features a heroic golden retriever inspired by Paul Revere, riding through the night with lantern in paw to warn the colonies:
“THE BRIT-TICKS ARE COMING!”
This design combines patriotic Americana humor with a fun dog-lover twist, showing a brave retriever in colonial attire racing on horseback beneath a moonlit sky, while the dreaded Brit-ticks approach in their British-style military hats. It’s bold, funny, and perfect for anyone who loves dogs, history, and a good pun.
Printed in a striking vintage-inspired style with a clean, wearable look, this tee works great for everyday wear, Fourth of July celebrations, cookouts, dog events, or just showing off your love of patriotic humor.
Perfect For:
- Dog lovers
- Golden retriever owners
- Patriotic apparel fans
- American history lovers
- Fourth of July outfits
- Funny pun shirt collectors
- Gifts for dog dads and dog moms
Product Features
- Unisex fit
- Soft and comfortable everyday wear
- Great for casual outfits, holidays, and gifts
- Classic style that pairs well with jeans, shorts, or layered looks
The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now!
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.