“If It Flies, It Spies” Unisex T-Shirt – Funny Spy Cat & CIA Canary Tee
Dark Heather / S
$20.00
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$20.00
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Some birds sing.
Some birds report back to headquarters.
This hilarious spy-themed unisex t-shirt features a tactical “Mission Impossible” cat expertly picking the lock on a bird cage labeled Alexa, while a suspicious canary wearing CIA shades watches carefully from inside.
Finished with the bold slogan:
“If it flies, it spies.”
Perfect for people raised on conspiracy memes, cat chaos, privacy jokes, and a healthy distrust of overly smart devices.
Designed with a rugged semi-vintage aesthetic and bold contrast, this tee blends tactical humor, internet culture, and freedom-loving attitude into one eye-catching design.
Whether you're headed to a BBQ, range day, coffee shop, tech conference, or just covering your webcam “just in case,” this shirt is guaranteed to start conversations.
Perfect for:
- Tech humor fans
- Cat lovers
- Privacy skeptics
- Conspiracy meme enthusiasts
- Freedom-minded patriots
- Anyone who side-eyes smart devices
- People whose FBI agent probably knows too much already
Soft, comfortable, and built for everyday wear with just the right amount of suspicious energy.
The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now!
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
“If It Flies, It Spies” Unisex T-Shirt – Funny Spy Cat & CIA Canary Tee
$20.00
Sale price
$20.00
Regular price
Some birds report back to headquarters.
This hilarious spy-themed unisex t-shirt features a tactical “Mission Impossible” cat expertly picking the lock on a bird cage labeled Alexa, while a suspicious canary wearing CIA shades watches carefully from inside.
Finished with the bold slogan:
“If it flies, it spies.”
Perfect for people raised on conspiracy memes, cat chaos, privacy jokes, and a healthy distrust of overly smart devices.
Designed with a rugged semi-vintage aesthetic and bold contrast, this tee blends tactical humor, internet culture, and freedom-loving attitude into one eye-catching design.
Whether you're headed to a BBQ, range day, coffee shop, tech conference, or just covering your webcam “just in case,” this shirt is guaranteed to start conversations.
Perfect for:
- Tech humor fans
- Cat lovers
- Privacy skeptics
- Conspiracy meme enthusiasts
- Freedom-minded patriots
- Anyone who side-eyes smart devices
- People whose FBI agent probably knows too much already
Soft, comfortable, and built for everyday wear with just the right amount of suspicious energy.
The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now!
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.