“Life, Liberty & the Pursuit of Squirrels” – Thomas Wooferson Pawtriotic Dog Tee
Cardinal / S
$20.00
Sale price
$20.00
Regular price
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History just got a whole lot furrier.
This bold, patriotic design reimagines the spirit of Declaration of Independence with a canine twist—featuring founding “pawthers” drafting the legendary Declaration of Indepawdence.
Front and center, three distinguished pups in colonial attire capture the moment that changed history… with a slightly different motivation: squirrels.
With strong Americana styling, high-contrast ink, and a clean composition built for DTG printing, this shirt stands out whether you're grilling, celebrating the 4th, or just defending your backyard from tyranny (and rodents).
Perfect for:
- Dog lovers 🇺🇸
- BBQ enthusiasts 🔥
- Patriotic humor fans
- Your Pawtriotic™ apparel line
The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now!
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
“Life, Liberty & the Pursuit of Squirrels” – Thomas Wooferson Pawtriotic Dog Tee
$20.00
Sale price
$20.00
Regular price
This bold, patriotic design reimagines the spirit of Declaration of Independence with a canine twist—featuring founding “pawthers” drafting the legendary Declaration of Indepawdence.
Front and center, three distinguished pups in colonial attire capture the moment that changed history… with a slightly different motivation: squirrels.
With strong Americana styling, high-contrast ink, and a clean composition built for DTG printing, this shirt stands out whether you're grilling, celebrating the 4th, or just defending your backyard from tyranny (and rodents).
Perfect for:
- Dog lovers 🇺🇸
- BBQ enthusiasts 🔥
- Patriotic humor fans
- Your Pawtriotic™ apparel line
The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now!
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.